mst3k time chasers quotes

Crow T. Robot: What, you mean *under* your underwear! Dr. Forrester: It was! Dr. Forrester: That oughtta hold 'em, Frank. Attica! Pearl Forrester: *Why? Kids. You, rock on the porch all night! Hey, kids! Say, I've never noticed you on the satellite before. There are two evil overlord scientists that are sending me horrendous films, but I can handle it because I'm a Hu-Man! Tom Servo: Okay, look! They laughed when I made the more painful mouse-trap, but my entrance in the Mad Scientist competition is going to make me famous. Crow T. Robot: "War of the Colossal Beast"? Tom Servo: Emby Mellay? Crow T. Robot: [on Detective Carson] Bela Lugosi's brother--Shemp Lugosi! Tom Servo: Oh, then I'm sorry about that. Tom Servo: Why is he so impossible to hit? Nick: [on the phone] New Technology Development? Crow T. Robot: [during teenage crime wave] Go ahead, let it out. We take care of our people. Crow T. Robot: [as Krankor] Ah hah! Mike Nelson: Some guys can really pull off leggings. I'm sorry to wake you, but... there's been an accident at the studio. 148 Pins • 121 Followers. Shop student: Or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather. Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson): Some filled with a creamy nougat center. Tom Servo: Mike, how come you don't look like this in your jumpsuit? Crow: You see, son, we all die alone and afraid. I got it. McCreedy: Those creatures, why, why do you think I spent the last thirty years of my life here? Mike Nelson: [Nick and Kevin fight in the garden, with rakes] Wow the suspense is killing me. So Okay, It's Average: The movie itself is a fairly decent science fiction film that is only bogged down by its No Budget and lackluster creativity with the time travel premise. The point is that we shall cleave into this puny planet. Mary Lee Morgan: You always kept saying I was too young to go any place, so I went. Mike Nelson: So, I guess we can call the Mads. Would you stop clogging your colon with food and go and get today's invention? Mike Nelson: I call it "Antiseptic Manor. You will do as I say. Dr. Forrester: Who are we gonna find at this late date to send into space? Crow T. Robot: Each box has a piece of Sid Melton in it. I think I was spotted on the way down here! Tom Servo, Joel, Crow T. Robot: They won't get soft or squishy! Buh-bye. Dr. Forrester: Yeah besides, we need to raise $20 million for our new theme park, Six Flags Over 10 to the 12th Power. She's trying to sleep her way to the bottom. We're EVIL. Tom Servo: Oh I hope they end up togther... at the bottom of a well torn apart by animals! Tom Servo: It's the only landscape I know that's enhanced by telephone poles. Tom Servo: (singing) Come sit by me, and Satan too, he's your friend and mine! We have a lot of other lines. What a rich and marvelous past. [evil laugh]. I'm in a decidedly good mood today. Crow: Gypsies, tramps, and thieves! Tom Servo: Ha ha, good, good. Tom Servo: I got a sawed-off pool cue with a leather strap! Don't hit, don't hit. Pearl Forrester: Okay, Nelson, time for your semi-annual check-up. I ain't goin'. Mike Nelson: Just keep brushing and brushing and saying the name of our lord and savior! Narrator: Fast becoming one of winter's most popular sports is sheing... Narrator: ...and "sheing" is the correct pronunciation, they tell us. Longitude and latitude? This is my year! A man who's had training, both physically and mentally. Mike Nelson: [as Dennis backs onto the stage] Ladies and gentlemen, Flatbutt. It's just that, well, you know, I don't really get you. Mike Nelson: Battle of the guys who peaked in high school! Joel: Uh, sorry to interrupt, you two, but are we still doing this movie thing or what? THEY'RE EATING HIS LIVER! Die! Amy: I want you to show everyone that I'm not wearing any underwear! Dr. Lawrence Erhardt: Give us a call! [watching a zombie wielding a baseball bat]. Welcome to Deep 13! Robert Peterson, pick up your free pizza... Reverend: George wanted to go to the funeral... Mike Nelson: [during a freeze frame close-up] The 400 Blows. Mike Nelson: Help, the conductor is having a seizure! Tom Servo: I put the - beats in - my script and I'm sticking - with them. Gamera: Well, it-it's not my fault. Oh, please, may I? krpalmer "Time travel" seems an irresistible theme in "stories of the fantastic." Crow T. Robot: Get the hell out of my shop. Okay, so he kills a deer, tans the hide, builds some adealized aluminum frames, learns how to extrude, all in about five minutes, huh? McCreedy: [McCreedy and Dennis, two security workers are talking] Come on, it's time for our rounds.

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